August 20, 2004
Yay, it’s Answer Friday. But actually, I’ve decided to do Answer Monday instead because I have a little story to tell about a smog inspection and a Russian boy. For you non-California type people, out...
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Yay, it’s answer Friday but on Monday not friday. Lots of problems this time of year. Maybe it’s because the moon is in its lunar phase of mercury while waxing and waning at parallel lines… yeah, I’m...
View ArticleAugust 24, 2004
So last night in the middle of a joint and peppermint bubble bath, guess who called? Richard, aka Captain Shitty Kisser, who I intentionally haven’t blogged about because I refuse to get all knotted up...
View ArticleAugust 25, 2004
So the possibility of my leaving town for a while has hit Marjorie big time. She claims she’s upset because she’ll need to cover both our rents, but I know the truth: She’s bumming that I might’ve...
View ArticleAugust 26, 2004
Long story short, guess who’s asleep in my bed right now as I blog? Frank Junior. He was actually the LAST guy I thought I’d hear from considering the fact that I fucked his father. But that doesn’t...
View ArticleAugust 27, 2004
Guess where I am now? At the AIRPORT! Late last night Richard called from Brasilia, Brazil (which is not only fun to say but looks cool typed out) to tell me that he had to leave early to set up his...
View ArticleAugust 30, 2004
Well, it turns out I don’t need to know Portuguese because nobody understands a word I’m saying yet I’m having the time of my life. Between smartypants Richard speaking five different languages and my...
View ArticleAugust 31, 2004
Yeah, I’m in the Hospital General De Rio. But the worst part about this whole thing isn’t the rabies, it’s that in my drunken post-bite whirlwind I left my laptop on the beach. So while some idiot with...
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